Update 5/27: Okay, my son got a temporary tattoo that is now fading.
I got nothing.
I don’t have a tattoo. No one I know has one either. I wasn’t about to ask any of my coworkers, “Do you have a tattoo?” I don’t want to know the answer — and can you imagine if I followed up with, “Can I take a picture of it?” Yep, that was not going to happen.
So. I guess I’ve been stumped!