Did you know that 1 in 5 people in the United States suffer from a dysfunctional relationship with food? In fact, you might have a dysfunctional relationship with food right this very second! Read on…
- Have you ever eaten a whole tub of frosting in one sitting?
- Do you like ranch dressing on pizza?
- Have you ever fantasized about the hot dogs at Home Depot?
- Have you ever driven to a convenience store and purchased five packages of Grandma’s peanut butter cookies?
- Do you drink milkshakes even though you are lactose-intolerant?
- Was your favorite school lunch the PB&J “sandwich”?
If you answered “yes” to one of these prominent symptoms, you may be suffering from a dysfunctional relationship with food and need guidance from a certified* food therapist. At Feed Me Right, Inc., certified* food therapists are on the phone 24 hours a day ready to assist you overcome any food obstacles you might have. Just read a testimonial from a satisfied customer, Mrs Q:
“In 2009 I used to stop at a gas station before getting my son from day care and buy a gas station brownie for 45 cents. They were wrapped in plastic and tasted bad, but I needed my sugar. It was not a pleasurable eating experience; I was just filling a need. I was not a picky eater and would eat anything once. I even ate a year of school lunch and developed a temporary taste for school pizza and fruit cups. I’ve always loved food, but since I completed the telephone treatment from Feed Me Right, I no longer have to fight any processed food demons… In fact, eating school lunch for a year changed my life…blah, blah, blah, gluten free…”**
Join Mrs. Q and tens of happy customers who have stopped abusing food and their bodies through our proven “Learn-how-to-cook-and-not-eat-in-your-car” (TM) method. For a meagre $89.99, we will get you back on track in no time!
Call 888-FEEDMENOW for your first and only free consultation.
Please read the fine print below.
* Certified by the Food Association of Therapists (FAT)
** Results not typical
Disclaimer: Actual customers not available. Price subject to change. Feed Me Right is not responsible for relapses back into dysfunctionality. Mrs. Q does not endorse this product and/or service, expressly or implied. Mrs. Q really did eat gas station brownies, but that was in a former life. I have since mended my ways. AMEN!